‘normal’ best friends
real best friends
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Hey, I´m Anna, 15 years old and from Germany.
Panic ! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Gossip Girl, Chuck Bass ♥, Nirvana,Jersey Shore, Lana del Rey, Taylor Momsen,Adventure times, Demi Lovato, Zooey Deschanel,Audrey fucking Kitching, Lana del Ray, Walk the moon, FUN., Paramore, Kevin Ray, good movies, music and other funny stuff.
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Panic ! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Gossip Girl, Chuck Bass ♥, Nirvana,Jersey Shore, Lana del Rey, Taylor Momsen,Adventure times, Demi Lovato, Zooey Deschanel,Audrey fucking Kitching, Lana del Ray, Walk the moon, FUN., Paramore, Kevin Ray, good movies, music and other funny stuff.
If you like my blog feel free to follow me :) ! • Ask me anything
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i cybered on omegle today
| You: | hi |
| Stranger: | hey |
| You: | wanna cyber |
| Stranger: | Depends are you a girl? ;) |
| You: | ya |
| Stranger: | And okay then, you start? |
| You: | i come into ur bedroom |
| You: | and ur sleeping |
| You: | and i crawl under your blanket |
| Stranger: | I'm still asleep |
| You: | u feel me pulling down ur pants |
| You: | and u wake up and smile |
| Stranger: | I kiss you gently, still sleepy |
| You: | then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed |
| You: | cutting off your penis |
| Stranger: | wait |
| You: | THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME |
| Stranger: | Then what...? |
| You: | I HATE YOU |
| Stranger: | I didn't cheat |
| You: | you bleed to death in your bed |
| Stranger: | i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok |
| You: | nobody ever knows what happened |
| You: | i flee to mexico with your Mercedes |
| You: | the end |
| Stranger: | I have a mercedes? |
| You: | not anymore faggot |
| Your conversation partner has disconnected. |
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
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